Ok, so Miller Lite’s “Vortex” is some new undiscovered style of beer right? Their scientists have been working on a new Hop Hybrid or something? Oh…it’s just a bottle. Soooo…it’s the same taste (Bleh) it just pours trough a spiraled neck that, theoretically, enhances said taste (there’s that word again). Has anyone tried this yet? Can a specially designed neck enhance the flavor of the mighty “Triple Hops Brewed” beer that much as to create such a huge marketing campaign? Here’s a side note, if this beer is triple hopped…the why does it not have a “hoppy” taste. It’s like promoting the pepperoni taste on a vegetarian pizza. Also, why only triple hops? If it enhances the taste so much, why not quadruple the hops? Oh wait, is that next?
Thoughts?
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