Ah yes…what is it about alcohol that after consuming copious amounts; a straight man will proceeded to shamelessly kiss, grope, sing with, fondle and sometimes spoon with another man?
Sometimes referred to as a Three Beer Queer...straight men will spontaneously start singing songs while their arms are wrapped around each other’s shoulders…swaying to and fro to music poorly sung and out of tune in every pub all over the world. It seems like the drunker a man gets…the more he is inclined to commit ‘gay’ acts…as an attempt to prove how ‘NOT gay’ they are’. Often times a drunk guy will reach for or make contact with another man’s ‘cash and prizes’…after this is done the offending drunk will call the recipient of this homosexual drive by a “Fag!”
Another sign of alcoholic affection is typically at a party or bar. Two men, whose livers are swimming at this point, are usually sitting way to close to one another and saying things like “Sherioushly…I f*cking love you man…ya know, not like that or anything, but…like, I love you…fag”. This scenario can and often takes place over the phone and a message pertaining to this situation is usually the stuff of legend. The ending to this little lingual love fest is usually by the wife or girlfriend coming over after staring at you and saying to herself “Why F*ck does he not tell me things like that?”
All in all the, Homoalcoholis, is nothing more than an inebriated male that finds it near impossible to carry on a conversion with a woman about her problems, her friend’s problems, current events, the weather or anything else for that matter…so he decides to take the road of least resistance or the road of least soberness in this case, and kiss another dude while grabbing his ass and taking several very blurry pictures… Sad but true.
(Let it be known that I am not nor have I ever been for the mistreatment or persecution of a person that is homosexual or lives an alternative lifestyle. This is merely an observation, not meant to offend.)
